1- i feed them.

2- i feed them.

3- i feed them.

4- i feed them.

5- i feed them.

6- i feed them.

7- i feed them.

8- i feed them.

9- i feed them.

10- i feed them.

these are mostly the same reasons my kids love me. but unlike the chickens, they also sort of appreciate that i do their laundry.